Morning Manic Pixie Dream Girl...

that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures

midwesterndirt:

If this doesn’t convince you, I don’t know what will…

If I was a single lady I would be using that often.

(Source: winonaryderscrazyeyes, via odetoamericano)

liveatthebbc:

poehlerization:

Then and Now: Ladies of Comedy

Awww, Mindy is the cutest!

Nerd hot. Wait for it ladies, wait for it…

(via odetoamericano)

fuckyeahgeekgirls:

Super Cleavage

Thanks for the submission, Nyet!

I really need this in my life.

I’m precious when I’m sick

ahahnnh:

heyoscarwilde:

When will the government realise it’s got to be funky sexy ladies?

“lady man lady…”

Yea

Ahhhhrgsghhhh! *drools*

(via shaderwaters)

Poop (Taken with instagram)

Technology will be the death of me (Taken with instagram)

ahahnnh:

hellogiggles:

thank you guys!

collegehumor:

Zooey Deschanel & Ben Schwartz sing duet from “The Jerk”

We support anything that’s 50% Ben Schwartz, 50% Babe, 100% Steve Martin movie reference

(via HelloGiggles)

it’s kind of surprising that this is the second deschanel post today, but, this is cute.

If i ever decide to get married. This will be the first dance with my husband.

Sleepyhead